Local cool guy and liberal Josh Christie picked up the "Porker of the
Most Chicks" award at today's ceremony, where the award came as no surprise to all in attendance. Christie did not shock people when he porked the totally hot judge
who gave him the award promptly after receiving it. It was just something that Josh Christie does
because he is so radically sweet.
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Wall Street may get some relief this
week, as investors await fresh insight on the health of the
U.S. economy. But the market is still facing some major head
winds, with oil prices surging and the race for the White House
heating up.
Writer/director M. Night
Shyamalan's new scary movie "The Village" topped the weekend
box office in North America with ticket sales of $50.8 million,
delivering a twist more surprising than the one in the film.
Nomar Garciaparra stepped out in the bright sun for the first time ever at Wrigley Field and got
a feel for a place that will be his new home for at least the next two months.
Spider-Man has been accused of
a lot of shady things, mostly by skinflint newspaper publisher
J. Jonah Jameson. But who would have thought the action hero
would be caught up in a controversy over his computer game?
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry said he plans to use private negotiations to persuade
other heads of state to assist in reconstructing Iraq, but he does not envision sending more U.S.
troops there.
An estimated 8 million to 10 million elk roamed America before white settlers arrived, including
about a half-million in California until gold-seekers nearly wiped them out. Now the elk are
making a comeback across the West, expanding both their numbers and their range.
If this week's Democratic convention had one overarching goal, it was to ease any qualms voters
might feel about John Kerry's ability to lead the nation in these times of war and high
anxiety.
