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The Official Josh Christie Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Josh Christie, REAL JOSH CHRISTIE. This site is awesome. My name is Jake and I can't stop thinking about Josh Christie. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Josh Christie is a mammal.
2. Josh Christie skis ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Josh Christie is to flip out on skis and pork chicks.
Weapons and gear:
Skis & Poles
Camera
Testimonial:
Josh Christie can ski anywhere he wants! Josh Christie jumps off shit ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Josh Christie was sitting in the base lodge at Sugarloaf. And some dude said "you know I think Sunday River is better" and Josh Christie kicked him in the face and porked his girlfriend. My friend Jon said that he saw Josh Christie totally do a 360 double daffy just because some kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Josh Christie has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will ski down a mountain and pork your girlfriend!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Josh Christie is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Josh Christie is fast, smooth, liberal, sexy, awesome, and sweet. I can't wait to start ski season next year. I love Josh Christie with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Josh Christie?
A: Josh Christie is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he can ski real good, but on the other hand, he porks chicks all the time.
Q: I heard that Josh Christie always looks in the mirror or jumps off shit. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Josh Christie can look in the mirror OR be totally awesome.
Q: What does Josh Christie do when he's not skiing or porking chicks?
A: Most of his free time is spent playing Call of Duty, but sometimes he sells books. (Ask Amy if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Jon showing off.
He's a lot older than me and has a beard,
which is bragable.
8/16/04
Jon joined the blog. He thinks Josh is cool and has a beard, which should make things pretty sweet.
8/5/2004
The site now has new links at the top to get around quicker and an email address, joshchristierocks@hotmail.com. Send SWEET email here.
8/4/2004
to realize how FRIGG'N SWEET Josh Christie is.Modifications to the original "REAL ULTIMATE POWER" by Jake Christie